Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it. All because they don’t wanna get scolded by their GP teacher who yell at them for not doing the CIP work.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it inand the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to squeeze into the 'top 5'
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only the teacher who tells them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb (by fixing it). (He gets paid and pray that he’s not sued by CMPB.)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’d prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm…*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
